Friday, January 29, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Bark

Popsths is all alone disths weekend so I'm keeping him company. Problem isths I like to bark and Popsths was napping and I barked and woke him. Dat wasths a bad, bad move. I don't know why I do. I get sthso nervousths I guessths.

But I'll try and keep him from hisths boredrom. He sthseems busthsy though. I haven't sthseen him too much.

Sthso I'll try to justhst bark at intrudersths and protect disths housthse.

-Nallersths

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Bath

I hate bathsths. Hate'em. When Popsths turnsths on dat hosthse. Well. Sthsweet Jesthsus. Itsths cold.

But I'm clean now. Tahoe isths too. She isths prettier den me. Well everybody say dat. I don't believe'em dough. I justhst laugh and chasthse dem sthsquirrelsths. Sthso all dat to sthsay that I hope you have a Merry, Merry, Merry Christhstmasths!

-Nallersths

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Propsths!

Why doesthsn't my page get any propsths!? I don't sthsee no commentsths or people sthstopping by. Probably causthse I can't type sthso I don't update disths thing much. I'm sthsorry, but being in disths new housthse with my big sthsis Tahoe getsths me all sthstressthsed out sthsometimesths.

Actually. Justhst yesthsterday I ate a whole trashth can full of paper. Popsths wasths mad.

Real mad.

-Nallersths

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

2418

Thisths new housthe isths sthsomething. I tell you what! Lotsths to bark at. Popsths be yelling at me all the time about barking. I can't sthstop dough. I have to yell. I have to bark yall.

Yall should come sthsee me and Tahoe here. Itsths reeeeeeeeeal nice. I do like it. Just can't wait for Popsths to build dat fence. Den me and the Tahoe can go running like we wasths running away from Popsths.

-nallersths

Sunday, August 30, 2009

New Housthse

Ma and Popsths bought and me and Tahoe a new housthse. Itsths nice. Isths gotsths a big yard and more room and a hallway I can run down. Too bad dem floorsths are wood though-dey alwaysths be moving to housthsesths with wood floorsths and my nailsths be sthslipping and sthsliding all over da place. I can't sthsit sthstill, even if I tried. But I don't try causthse I likesths to be in da thick of thingsths.

Disths weekend though a whole bunch of people come over and Ma and Popsths locked me and Tahoe in dat room without no bed and we had to sthstay there and sthstay there and sthstay there. And when dey finally let usths out all the roomsths be different colorsths then when we went in there. I don't know how dey did dat.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

My coat

Well apparently I had disths thyroid problem. Momsths + popsths thought I wasths depressthsed all the time, but I wasthsn't. I justhst didn't know how to tell'em I wasths justhst tired.

Well, after all thesthse shotsths I got, the medisthsine lady gave popsths a pill to give me. I take it every every day + a whole bunch of other pillsths too. But hot dang I'm running around now!

Like my old sthself. I gotsths energy yall! It feel good fo sho. And my furry coat look bettah too. Datsths wat momsths + popsths said anywaysths. I'm black + shiny + sthsoft. People like petting me now sthso I jump a lot.

I tell you wat! It sho isths nicethse to jump again.

-nallersths